sinagogue:

those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

alextimmons:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

retrozombiie:

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

I’m legit in tears over this. omgomgomgomg, this is probably one of the best things I’ve seen all night.

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful